The Ultimate Initiatives to Settle the Syria Crisis

In light of 13 years of failed and sometimes vicious (really vicious) international policies in Syria, I would love to join the international trend and launch my own initiative to settle the Syria crisis. 

It is worthy of mention that my initiative is the only reliable, feasible and attainable initiative in the international market as far as my knowledge of the related international discussions and realities. Moreover, this initiative is the only one that is really rewarding to the world for the international inputs through this 13 years of our Syrian plague.

As a distinguished and reliable initiative, it has an international component, which is called SYRTAGON and a domestic component called SYRIAGONE.

Earlier in July, a group of eight EU member states wants the EU to "review and assess" its approach to Syria. Well, it is a wonderful initiative only if it could succeed in 'engaging' Syrian de facto authorities and ease the Syrian sanctions, so we could, after its success and relying on the 'engagement' and the 'easing' of the routes of the revenues and funding flows of our grand project, reach our dream of Captagon for all world, which deserves rewarding for tolerating our 13-year plague, and by then we could easily put an end to the Syria war and the consequent crisis by engaging and combining all Syrian parties and actors in manufacturing and exporting enough Captagon for the entire world so all Syrians can get wealthy and happy. 

To honor this brilliant initiative, upon its success I would, myself, amend my initiative for settling the Syria crisis by changing the mottos of the international and domestic high brands of Syrians Captagon as follows:

For the international brand: 
SYRTAGON - You Will Never Get Enough!
It will be changed to:
SYRTAGON - Making The World's Mood! 

And for the domestic brand:
SYRIAGONE - Your Salvation By Default!
It will be changed to:
SYRIAGONE - Your Utter Salvation! 
Hope you all enjoy the high mood of ours! 


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